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Epic Tale of Random Hilarity 5

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Shadz: I can't believe I was bored enough to make Random Hilarity 5. What was I thinking?

Tails: *arms crossed* What are you gonna do to me this time?

Shadz: What makes you think I'm gonna do anything to you?

Tails: *now mad* You do something bad to me every time!

Shadz: *rolling eyes* Relax, kid. Today you're all just going to the beach.

Tails: *happy* Really!? :D

Shadz: Yeah, sure whatever. Now can we start?


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Sonic: *tapping foot* Tails, come on! We gotta go! We told everyone we'd meet them at Emerald Coast at noon!

Tails: Coming, Sonic! *Tails comes running downstairs wearing orange sandals, blue swim trunks and a white tank top that reads "If you think my tails are big..." with an arrow pointing down*

Sonic: O.o...Tails, that's just wrong.

Tails: Nope, it's right. C'mon, or we'll be late!

Sonic: This is gonna be a long day...


****Emerald Coast; noon****


*Sonic and Tails arrive and see the others already having fun*

Amy:*sees Sonic and snaps into crazed fangirl mode* Sonikku!!!

Sonic: *sees Amy in 2-piece swimsuit* Oh, dear God! Tails, hide me from the thing!! *hides behind Tails*

Tails: -_-;...Sonic, are you sure you're not...

Sonic: No! I like women, but that... A woman doesn't tie you to the bed and threaten you with bodily harm if you don't marry her!

Tails: Well, Cream didn't threaten m... I mean, you're right!

Amy: *now in front of Sonic and Tails* Hey, guys! Come and join us! *places Sonic in a headlock and drags him over where the others are*

Sonic: Need... air...

Tails: Hey, guys! What's up? *looks at Cream's bathing suit and starts drooling while trying hard to keep his canine instincts in check* Hi, Cream...

Cream: Hi, Tails! *reads Tails' tank top* Tails, what's that mean?

Tails: *still drooling* I can show you la... *snaps back to reality* I mean, it's just a joke! Heh heh... ^^;

Cream: Okay, but I don't get it.

*Knuckles and rouge are presently making out on a beach towel*

Sonic: Gross! Knuckles, Rouge, there are children here!

Knuckles: *covered in kiss marks* You're right, Sonic. Go home, Tails.

Tails: TT.TT You're mean, Knuckles! Waaahh!

Cream: Don't cry, Tails. Wanna build a sand castle?

Tails: *stops crying* Okay! :D

*While Tails and Cream are building a sand castle, a large shadows casts over them*

Tails: AHH!! It's an eclipse! Don't look directly at it!

Eggman: How dare you, you little furball!

Tails: Oh, it's just Eggman.... AHH! It's Eggman! Don't look directly at it!

Eggman: *mad* You runt! You'll pay for your insolence! *Eggman rips his shirt and pants off, now wearing nothing but a red speedo with the words "Eggman Empire" on the front and "Sonic's face here" on the back. Numerous vomiting noises can be heard in the background*

Tails: ...there is no God.

Cream: ...*head explodes* X.X

Sonic: *wiping vomit off his mouth* Wow, Amy. Even Eggman's breasts are bigger than yo...

Amy: *holding Piko-Piko hammer* Sonic... finish that sentence and you'll be fulfilling the request on the back of Eggman's speedo.

Sonic: *zips imaginary zipper across his mouth*

Eggman: Get a load of this</B>! *starts thrusting his hips in Tails' face*

Tails: *high-pitched girly scream* AAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Eggman: You love it! *Eggman's belly crashes into Tails' face, sending the fox skyward and landing in the sand face first, leaving only his feet sticking out of the ground*

Tails: @.@

Eggman: Who else wants some? *still thrusting hips*

*Everyone leaves the beach in a rush, except for Knuckles and Rouge, who are still making out*

Eggman: *jumps into the air, casting a huge shadow over the entire beach* ROOM FOR ONE MORE!?!?

Knuckles and Rouge: O.O NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


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Shadz: Well, that does it for RH 5, NOW QUIT ASKING ME!

Tails: C'mon, Shadz! People love these stories! :D

Shadz: *turns to Tails and places his hands together* Kaaaa...

Tails: o.O ...what are you doing, Shadz?

Shadz: *moves his hands to his side* Meeee...

Tails: What's happening?

Shadz: Haaaa...

Tails: Oh, sh*t!

Shadz: *energy starts building in his palms* Meeee...

Tails: WHAT THE FU...

Shadz: HAAAAAA!!! *the Kamehameha Wave engulfs Tails, leaving only a pile of ashes and two burnt sandals* There.

Tails: *piles of ashes* ...I hate you.

....The End
Yes, I know it was shorter than the other Random Hilarities, but I didn't even plan on writing this, I just wasted to torture you all with a vision of Eggman in a Speedo. Suffer!

Story and Shadz the fox (c) to me. Everyone else belongs to Sega.
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RainXzX's avatar
Then tails gets revenge by following Eggman around, Gobbling like a turkey, Kinda like battlefront, And he can't do anything about it.


Rip Eggman
Rest in spaghetti Never Forgetti